Lemons in life

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party

– Ron White

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

– J.K. Simmons

When life gives you lemon, take it. Don’t waste food!

– Giselle Marquez

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4 thoughts on “Lemons in life

    1. Jeg fik faktisk noget der var bedre end kage – jeg fik citronfromage! :D

      “When life gives you lemons, hand them over to your grandparents and make them, make lemon mousse”
      – Simone Møller

      ^_^

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