Lemons in life
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party
– Ron White
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
– J.K. Simmons
When life gives you lemon, take it. Don’t waste food!
– Giselle Marquez